JOBS I WOULD BE TERRIBLE AT
- •Police Sketch Artist.Most people look like ALF and coincidently I'm really good at drawing ALF.
- •Comptroller.Mostly because I don't know what a comptroller is.
- •Pharmacist.I would be fired after the 5th Matrix reference, I'm assuming.
- •Soccer Referee.I'm still not sure why goalies wear their own shirt to the game.
- •Shoe salesman.I would encourage people to find one shoe they like and just buy another pair when the old ones wore out.
- •Fisherman.I don't own a fishing pole!
- •Magician.I'm not fluent in using a wand. It would take too long for me to start learning now, I'll never catch up. Also, for similar reasons I would be a terrible Band Instructor.