The following are things that my Daughter said to me this weekend.
  1. If the shoe doesn't fit... Then don't wear it.
  2. When I grow up...I want to be a writer. Actually, when I grow up... I want to take are of Maxwell.
    Maxwell is her Grandfather's dog.
  3. Dad, you should be a server at Starbucks. Then you could give me chocolate milk.
  4. Next time, can I go skydiving with you?
    After seeing me skydive for the first time.