Reasons to date me

  1. 1.
    Nice booty
  2. 2.
    Willing to rewatch all of Gilmore Girls with you*
    *will force you to watch Gilmore Girls
  3. 3.
    Don't like lame indie bands you don't like
    Won't have to deal with listening to radiohead or fucking Spoon or something
  4. 4.
    Makes friends with cats very easily
  5. 5.
    Has been to 4 senior proms
    Romantic, not creepy
  6. 6.
    Definitely won't beat you in mini-golf