1. The loud shout to cover up the sound
  2. The squeeze a little at a time
  3. The cough cover up
  4. The hissing crop dust
  5. Spreading your cheeks really far apart
  6. Turn up the radio in the car to cover the sound then say you need open the window cause you feel stuffy
  7. The bury it in the couch cushions rip
  8. The lift one leg to pretend to tie your shoe
  9. Simple walk into the bathroom rip, wash hands, leave.
  10. Blame the smell On a newborn who possibly filled a diaper