1. Love
    Self, then others. It's like putting on the oxygen mask first so you can help the people next to you.
  2. Make more money
    I've got to fuel my Amazon addiction.
  3. Feel less guilty about EVERYTHING
    I'm already feeling guilty about wanting to love myself more. Thanks, Catholicism.
  4. Shop on Amazon
    See #2.
  5. Simplify
    Requiring me to sell most of what I've purchased on Amazon.
  6. Run
    Jog, actually.