1. Lou Malnoti's, aka Lou Malsoupi's, Chicago, IL
  2. NoHo Pizza Company. You will question if you are eating the pizza or the cardboard box it came in. North Hollywood, CA
  3. Pizza Mozza. Imagine you had a bad cold and your taste buds were shot. It's that flavorful, folks. West Hollywood, CA
  4. Georgio's. His recipe..."I mix one can a tomato sauce witha 20 gallons of water. Westminster, CA
  5. Pizza Hut. Listen, the pizza's decent, but whenever I eat it I go directly to the bathroom, open the box and take a seat on the toilet.