Things guys have said to me to sweep me off my feet
Le sigh. All true....
- •At a bar....I am in the mood for some Chinese take out
- •Messaging.....Want to go out for drinks and sausage pizza? Minus the pizza
- •Yelled out from a car window..... Me love you long time
- •Just getting to know you texting......Does size matter to you? Well here is this (sends a pic of his penis)
- •Trying to impress me......Do you like dragon fruit? I know you people like it.
- •From an ex..... I can't stop thinking about you. And I am very interested in this other girl. Do you think we can have closure sex so I can move on?
- •First date...... As I sit scross from you. I don't feel a desire to tear your clothes off.