Things guys have said to me to sweep me off my feet

Le sigh. All true....
  1. At a bar....I am in the mood for some Chinese take out
  2. Messaging.....Want to go out for drinks and sausage pizza? Minus the pizza
  3. Yelled out from a car window..... Me love you long time
  4. Just getting to know you texting......Does size matter to you? Well here is this (sends a pic of his penis)
  5. Trying to impress me......Do you like dragon fruit? I know you people like it.
  6. From an ex..... I can't stop thinking about you. And I am very interested in this other girl. Do you think we can have closure sex so I can move on?
  7. First date...... As I sit scross from you. I don't feel a desire to tear your clothes off.