THE FIRST THINGS WE'LL BUY (WELL, SOME OF US) IF WE WIN THE POWERBALL
Of course we're playing. As a group. Safety in numbers.
- •A soundproof apartmentBecause I'll need somewhere to put my new speakers.
- •The WuTang albumBecause apparently that's what rich people do.
- •A huge engagement ring and a year-long honeymoonBecause my girlfriend still loved me when I was poor.
- •A financial plannerBecause nothing in my life has prepared me to make decisions of this magnitude.
- •Real estate in Greenpoint/WilliamsburgBecause that's where I currently live, and I love the area. Also, it would be a great location for Airbnb!
- •A private islandBecause beach houses are for millionaires. Billionaires have private islands with compounds built into the side of volcanoes...or is that super villains?
- •A. All of Oprah’s favorite things; B. An island complete with his and her yachts, a set of jet skis, a helicopter, and friends; C. All the remaining tigers so they’ll never go extinct.A. Because I’ll never get a chance to be in the audience that wins them; B. Because I want endless beach and water sports for the rest of my days; C. Because they are my spirit animals, so if they go, I go with them.