Pros and Cons of Sunburn

  1. It hurts like a bitch
  2. Strangers come up to you and say "wow you're burned"
    Pro if you're shy and hate starting conversations
  3. It doesn't look natural or healthy or safe
  4. Your distant brother comes out of hiding to help you apply cooling fizz
    THIS IS LIKE THE NICEST THING HE'S EVER DONE
  5. The cooling fizz burns and you feel like youre on fire
  6. All the lotion you put on makes you greasy
  7. At least you'll use up all the lotion you own
  8. I got to use this new joke on people
    "I don't know how you get skin cancer, but I'm sure this isn't helping"