1. I look great for my age👑
  2. I look horrible for my age😜
  3. I could be a grandma 👏🏻
  4. I could be a grandma😫
  5. Is it hot in here or is it just me?
  6. Seriously it's like really hot 😓
  7. Colonoscopy😔
  8. I'm now wise🤓
  9. I'm a crone👵🏼
  10. Yet no one will hire me🤔
  11. Life's pretty darn good😊👌🏻