Thoughts I had while re-watching ORPHAN BLACK season 1 🤔💭👭

  1. {1x01} Sarah was fairly objectionable character upon first meeting
  2. {1x01} Stealing a 🚓 detective’s identity is INSANE
  3. {1x01} Beth’s 🏠 is crazy nice
  4. {1x01} At the 🏦 meeting Sarah plays her Sarah/Beth as far less standoffish (and way more effervescent/flirtatious) than Beth appears in her home 📼s
  5. {1x01} As someone who seems experienced with scams, Sarah should’ve been able to see in Beth’s 📼s that sudden 💏😉 would seem out of character to Paul — Beth sends very clear signals in those 📼s…and none of them scream “Do me now!”
  6. {1x02} Sarah destroying Felix’s stuff because she’s 😡😡 Art took the 💵…
  7. {1x02} “Plagued that girl was, from the very start.” – Mrs. S ⬅️ Forshadowing much, S?
  8. {1x02} A windy rooftop is one of the worst possible places to examine papers — especially important ones that others are clearly willing to kill for
  9. {1x02} Felix’s distaste for the suburbs matches my own — and I ❤️ him for it
  10. {1x03} Art’s nonsense with the 💵 could have seriously backfired — Sarah/Beth is giving off clear signs of desperation, and desperate people are extraordinarily dangerous
  11. {1x03} Monitor Donny was an 🍑🕳
  12. {1x03} Helena’s facial expressions when she’s close-talking while astride Sarah/Beth…
  13. {1x03} Helena pulling the rebar out of herself…
  14. {1x04} Helena looks at the little boy who finds her stitching herself up like she’s *actually* going to eat him
  15. {1x04} Helena walks into a police station…and Beth’s former colleagues are not nearly as observant as I’d hope cops would be
  16. {1x04} Alison/Sarah…
  17. {1x05} That the Monitors' somewhat invasive monitoring has gone undetected by the Clone Club for so many years seems highly improbable
  18. {1x05} A puncture mark is one thing, Monitors, but an electrode in the subject's mouth?!
  19. {1x05} Alison seems like the kind of woman who would have bolt cutters — so she should probably put down the saw…
  20. {1x05} How does chopping off Vic's fingers get Pouchy his 💰 any faster?
  21. {1x06} A little less condescension, Donnie, and you might not have had to take a golf club to the face…
  22. {1x06} Alison with the glue gun in the crafts room…PRICELESS
  23. {1x06} Leekie impersonating old man Plato
  24. {1x06} Delphine comes on *so* strong, with the uber-enthusiasm for Neolution and practically dragging Cosima to meet Leekie post-lecture
  25. {1x06} Vic is scrawny and has only one working hand, and Paul looks like he's got CRAZY skills — if survival of the fittest worked on a micro level, Vic would *not* fare well
  26. {1x06} Working for Leekie is one thing, Delphine, but letting him touch you…
  27. {1x07} “How would you characterize [the sex]?” – Olivier
  28. {1x07} How many hours did it take to do the makeup for Helena’s back?
  29. {1x07} If you have to continually remind underlings about the leverage you hold to ensure loyalty, they probably aren’t actually loyal to you…
  30. {1x07} The best bio-modification Neolution could have given Olivier would’ve been to significantly decrease his creep factor
  31. {1x07} Of all the bio-modifications Neolution must have made available to Olivier, why choose a tail?
  32. {1x08} Of course S can identify cops before they flash their badges
  33. {1x08} Aynsley needs to learn how to read a room
  34. {1x08} S be like…
  35. {1x08} Angela’s menacing tone would be so much more effective if she had *anything* to tie Sarah/Beth to the others — otherwise…
  36. {1x08} Don’t start with Alison — it’s always the “nice” ones that bring a gun to a knife fight…
  37. {1x08} Post-coital Alison driving and rocking out to “Bitch”…
  38. {1x08} Cosima’s impetus to keep detailed notes is normally great…but, in this case, far more dangerous than beneficial
  39. {1x08} Thank goodness that, despite terrible taste in men, Delphine still knows when to hold back
  40. {1x08} The light in S’s eyes during her Intro to Clone Club 101 🥃🥃…
  41. {1x08} Leekie dealing with Olivier like…
  42. {1x08} S should put a 🔔 (and a GPS tracker) on Kira — and at least 7 more 🔒🔒 on her door
  43. {1x08} Helena and Kira’s instant bond
  44. {1x08} Kira is wearing a BRIGHT RED jacket *and* is 👋… Was that driver drunk??
  45. {1x09} Kira emerging unscathed seems like really strong evidence in support of my theory that, ultimately, the Clone Club experiment was about the generation *after* the clones (despite later evidence to the contrary)
  46. {1x09} Angela has the biggest hard-on for Beth/Sarah — and her paranoia seems like a huge liability for a cop
  47. {1x09} Tomas is beyond lucky that Helena never decided to kill him before — he only beats her because, on some level, she lets him
  48. {1x09} I’m surprised Felix even owns a vacuum
  49. {1x09} “I need to change. Fetch me something gay.” – Felix
  50. {1x09} It’s not important for Alison to listen to this intervention — it’s important that she tell them 🖕🖕 and walk out like…
  51. {1x09} Art’s condescension is 🤢🤢 — from his comments about Pilates, to his constant threats/ultimatums 😑
  52. {1x09} By talking about Helena like she’s his to shape, Leekie proves he’s just like Tomas
  53. {1x09} It’s like none of Alison’s suburban bitch ‘friends’ have ever heard of a gay best friend
  54. {1x09} Delphine: I’d never been with a woman before. / Cosima: It showed.
  55. {1x09} Aynsley threatening Alison for rejecting the intervention “olive branch” like she has any real power…
  56. {1x09} H is for Helena…and hugs
  57. {1x09} Tomas saying that Kira rightfully belongs to Helena, and not Sarah…
  58. {1x09} Let Helena out of the trunk already — she proved her allegiance, and her ideal future looks like…
  59. {1x09} Why S even let Amelia in the door, I’m not sure — she knows better than to trust strangers at their word
  60. {1x10} Stealing the wallet/purse of a dead woman probably isn’t an offense that justifies the police in kicking down a suspect’s door — impersonating a police officer, however…
  61. {1x10} Has no one in Clone Club ever heard of/thought about having a lawyer read through a contract before signing?
  62. {1x10} Rachel absolutely knows that duress can serve to negate a contract — bringing up Kira was a bad move that will only succeed in making Sarah like…
  63. {1x10} I’m all for Alison finding her voice and telling others what’s what — but I wish she’d realize that she doesn’t need to use it at every moment…and needs to think twice when in close proximity to scarves, garbage disposals, and ex-friends
  64. {1x10} “an outstanding warrant for selling stolen meat” — if this is how they phrase it on the warrant… 🤣🤣
  65. {1x10} Never even think about returning to the scene of the crime, Alison…take a happy pill (or a sleeping pill) and chillax — in many places, Alison wouldn’t even have a legal duty to help Aynsley (arguably), so…
  66. {1x10} Poor Helena — all she wants is a family!
  67. {1x10} The problem with contracts are that they fundamentally require all parties to deal with the other in good faith…
  68. {1x10} S needs to grab Kira, her go bag, and her shotgun and run — yesterday
  69. {1x10} Fuck…