1. I am too lazy to put on a bright colored t-shirt
  2. I'm not technically sponsored by any of the logos on my shirt.. but damn I look good
  3. I love wearing this obnoxious colored shirt as much as I love getting in the way of these cars.
  4. I own the road, I own the look, dammit.
  5. I'm wearing this shirt so that I can stand out errrr look exactly like these other bikers