10 REASONS TO AVOID STUDYING RIGHT NOW

  1. 1.
    I don't want to.
    I mean...
  2. 2.
    I don't care what happens in the Minor Prophet books of the Old Testament.
    I took a competency exam on the OT yesterday. It was awful. It was painful. I actually did pretty well, but whatevs!
  3. 3.
    It's not like studying right now will make much of a difference.
    So why not wait?!
  4. 4.
    I have better things to do.
    Like pretend that I have better things to do.
  5. 5.
    I actually did study already.
    I didn't. But whatevs!
  6. 6.
    I would rather be learning about something applicable to my life.
    'Cause you know life all about what I want. #not.
  7. 7.
    'Cause I would rather eat my own vomit.
    Well, maybe just when it comes to studying Hebrew vocab.
  8. 8.
    I could just do it later.
    Or like never...
  9. 9.
    I seriously don't want to.
    Like you can't understand. But you can. It's just that you ~like~ can't. "Like can't," you know?
  10. 10.
    I really could care less.
    And the fact that I "could care less" means that there is some faint reason to actually go and study...