WHY I LOVE 5 HOUR ENERGY

  1. Fits in my pocket
  2. Can drink it anytime
  3. Less filling than a full cup of coffee
  4. Can hide it in my fist when taking a sip
  5. No coffee snobs drink it
  6. Prevents hangovers
  7. Nobody else around me likes it so I don't have to share
  8. I just do