I mean, I'll eat them, but I don't crave them.
  1. Oranges
    Actually I probably won't eat the orange.
  2. Strawberries
  3. Popcorn
    Like little wads of styrofoam. Basically a butter and salt delivery mechanism.
  4. Potato chips
    But tortilla hips? Look out.
  5. Hamburgers
    I'd really rather have a nice flank steak if I'm going to eat beef.
  6. Spaghetti
    There are 12,000 other more interesting pastas out there.
  7. Grape jelly
  8. Yellow mustard
  9. Cake
    Pie all the way, baby.