I'm sure I'll think of others.
  1. Stuff
    Vintage shop. A friend and I used to joke about opening a shop called Stuff & Things. It was a joke.
  2. Wallflower
    Women's boutique. Isn't the point not to blend into the wallpaper?
  3. Etcetera...
    Wine bar. I'm sorry, I just fell asleep reading the name of your business.
  4. Green Surge
    Juice joint. Apparently owned by Linda Blair.
  5. Dirty Habit
    Restaurant. You should never use the word Dirty associated with a restaurant. Ever.
  6. La Tira
    Waxing salon. It means "The Pull." Ew.
  7. Successories in the Button Box
    Jewelry and such. I don't know where to begin with this one.
  8. Squat & Gobble
    Creperie. The name makes me think they serve in a trough.
  9. Tacorgasmica
    I don't even think it's open yet but I hate the "Opening Soon!" sign. I hope the seats at the table come with disposable paper linings
    Suggested by @eatthelove
  10. Whatever
    Comic book store. Vapid and passive aggressive.
  11. Local Kitchen & Wine Merchant
    Suggested by @amybsherman
  12. TBD restaurant
    Suggested by @amybsherman
  13. Homeskillet
    Suggested by @white_lightning