OTHER THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING AN OPENER AT STARBUCKS

  1. "Hey man want to chill with us tonight" "nah dude I can't I have to open"
  2. "Hey man want to watch a movie tonight?" "Nah dude I have to open"
  3. Waking up at 6 in the morning is sleeping in now
  4. It's NEVER warm at 3:00 in the morning
  5. There's always sketchy people hanging out in our parking lot.