Why I won't be at the 2016 US Open (tennis)
- •I am not wealthy enough to get seats in Arthur Ashe where you can actually see the ball
- •I have no business connections to get any tickets
- •I'd rather sit in Air Conditioning in my living room watching it on TV
- •I don't want to pay $5 for a bottle of water
- •I don't want to be in a very large Crowd
- •I don't want to sit in the stadium with the sun baking me
- •Food at home is much cheaper!
- •ANDRE AGASSI IS NOT THERE!!