Why I won't be at the 2016 US Open (tennis)

  1. I am not wealthy enough to get seats in Arthur Ashe where you can actually see the ball
  2. I have no business connections to get any tickets
  3. I'd rather sit in Air Conditioning in my living room watching it on TV
  4. I don't want to pay $5 for a bottle of water
  5. I don't want to be in a very large Crowd
  6. I don't want to sit in the stadium with the sun baking me
  7. Food at home is much cheaper!
  8. ANDRE AGASSI IS NOT THERE!!