A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR
- •And orders a beer
- •He then notices that there's a bunch of beef hanging from the ceiling
- •He's like "Hey bartender what the heck"
- •The bartender says "if you can touch that beef up there, you can drink for free. If not, you have to leave and never come back"
- •The man thinks for a second and says
- •"I'm not so sure... Those are some pretty high steaks."