A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR

  1. And orders a beer
  2. He then notices that there's a bunch of beef hanging from the ceiling
  3. He's like "Hey bartender what the heck"
  4. The bartender says "if you can touch that beef up there, you can drink for free. If not, you have to leave and never come back"
  5. The man thinks for a second and says
  6. "I'm not so sure... Those are some pretty high steaks."