Bumble is fucking dumb???

BABY'S FIRST DATING APP AND ITS A TRIP
  1. MANY guys named Reece
  2. MANY guys named Hunter
  3. Every dude has at least one pic with a dog
    I guess this is a "must" with dating apps? But is this supposed to get me hot and bothered? I've seen a dog before, dickboats.
  4. MANY guys with 3+ modeling shots with the job titles such as "financial analyst"
    I know this is an LA thing, but that leads me to another LA thing
  5. Every guy is prettier than me
    This is fucking unacceptable how is a normal looking person supposed to find someone to treat her like she's that bitch in the clamshell with titties covered in hair like in that one painting??!
  6. You need to "spend time" "crafting" your "first message"
    Every boy is a waste of time so excuse me for using a blanket "hey what's up!" for all of them
  7. I am so attached to all my matches
    Every boy is a waste of time but I'll be damned if I don't want to kiss each and every one of them! Boys are so cute! I love them!