DRUNK IN A MANSION IN TEMECULA

I landed an invite to this wedding in Temecula where guests stay in a mansion ???? Hello thank you
  1. I met 300 people I do not know
  2. Little kids LOVE ME I am their god. "Sebastian you are so pretty," they say. "You are my new best friend." Fuck yeah I am.
  3. I met a British lady and an escort and pretty sure I met a Native American elder also in addition
    This family is large
  4. The art here is terrible
  5. Let me repeat the art here is terrible
  6. So
  7. Incredibly
    This is a wall of mannequin photos yes
  8. Terrible
  9. I have had 6 berts. Beets. Beers.
  10. and 4 wines
  11. Thank you yes yes v nice
  12. And people are now playing 'what if God smoked cannabis' as a sing along on guitar
  13. Where the fuck am I
  14. *****oh btw first drunk list