IF I HAD RETRACTABLE FANGS I WOULD KEEP THEM DISGUISED AS NORMAL TEETH EXCEPT WHEN

  1. Men look at me
  2. I need a Halloween costume last minute
  3. Children are disobeying their parents in public and need the fear of God put in them
  4. I have grown weary of my role as beta wolf and wish to challenge the alpha
  5. There are a lot of steaks in front of me
  6. There are a lot of snakes in front of me
  7. I want to suck someone's blood to, you know, see if I'm into it