PEOPLE I WOULD KISS ON THE NOSE AND HOW MUCH I WOULD PAY TO DO IT
- •Michelle Pfeiffer: $400She would probably want more but that's all I can offer at this point in my life
- •Ron Weasley: 1 Galleon 11 Sickles 8 KnutsThe equivalent of 8 dollars
- •Bernie Sanders: $0I mean, he's a public servant
- •My dog: one treatHe'd let me do it for free, but I must let him know what a good boy he is
- •The Queen of England: a lifetime in jailBecause the only way I'm getting to that royal schnoz is by propelling myself toward her with everything I've got
- •Boy from my 6th grade science class: 3 rocket popsI'll find you Greg. I'll find you.
- •Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: my firstbornBonus: Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson becomes responsible for raising my child