THINGS I GOT PAYED TO DO TODAY

I am hands down the worst employee and they have no idea
  1. Create "Donald Trumpling"
  2. Some light research on the social classes of Ancient Rome
    The Equestrian class is not a class made up of horses
  3. Purchase tickets to see the man, the myth, the legend Dick Dale
    So excited I may vomit
  4. Look for apartments in Los Angeles without setting a maximum rent
    Beach front or bust
  5. Take 6 Buzzfeed quizzes
  6. Relearn the NATO alphabet
  7. Look at pictures of animals in sweaters