THINGS THIS MAN COULD POSSIBLY BE DREAMING ABOUT

  1. The presentation he has to give tomorrow
  2. Giving the presentation and failing because the CEO's son insists on playing Cher's Greatest Hits through the entire thing
  3. Going about his daily routine, but his fingertips have been replaced by tiny propellers
  4. He is a baby in the 1400s and Tom Cruise is his wet nurse
  5. He is sent to the mines to make a living, but instead of gold or diamonds he is mining for the swirly plastic bits that go in the middle of Nintendo 64 controllers
  6. Oceans 14 (he is the 14th)