1. The presentation he has to give tomorrow
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  2. Giving the presentation and failing because the CEO's son insists on playing Cher's Greatest Hits through the entire thing
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  3. Going about his daily routine, but his fingertips have been replaced by tiny propellers
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  4. He is a baby in the 1400s and Tom Cruise is his wet nurse
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  5. He is sent to the mines to make a living, but instead of gold or diamonds he is mining for the swirly plastic bits that go in the middle of Nintendo 64 controllers
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  6. Oceans 14 (he is the 14th)
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