THINGS TO DO WHILE LISTENING TO LANA DEL REY'S HONEYMOON, TRACK BY TRACK
Honeymoon turns ten days old today 🎂
- •HoneymoonSmoke a cigarette at dawn while gazing back across the room at your sleeping lover.
- •Music To Watch Boys ToPut a record on and sunbathe in your front yard. Wear a red bikini and floppy hat. Paint your nails and, most importantly, watch boys.
- •Terrence Loves YouConvince your lover that the 34 year age gap between the two of you is no big deal.
- •God Knows I TriedIn the dead of night, dig up the $4,000 your abusive husband keeps buried underneath the rusted Volkswagen Rabbit in the backyard. Hitchhike west, but turn up the gas on the stove before you leave.
- •High By The BeachBreak up with whatever asshole you're dating. Ream them out for their bullshit and then smoke a fat one.
- •FreakSeduce a handsome man at a dive bar. Take his wallet.
- •Art DecoPut on something lacey and give a lap dance to an older man
- •ReligionGive or receive mind blowing head
- •SalvatoreHunt down the Italian diplomat you've been hired to assassinate. Fall in love with him. Let your guard down. Realize too late that he's not an Italian diplomat but a fellow assassin, and you're his target.
- •The Blackest DayLock yourself in your room. Get yourself off. Lament your lost loves. Order room service.
- •24Spend the first half of the song drinking wine and sobbing in a négligée. Spend the second half baking cyanide into a cake for your paramour's wife.
- •Swan SongHave gentle, loving make up sex / Commit a murder suicide
- •Don't Let Me Be MisunderstoodEat bonbons and play with your lover's hair while covering up a past full of crimes and transgressions