WAYS I CONVINCE MYSELF TO DRINK THE LAST FEW SIPS OF COLD NEGLECTED COFFEE

  1. I imagine my Viking army. We have been on a campaign for three months longer than planned and supplies are running low. I must give the remaining fresh water to my men while I take the tainted cold rat barf water for myself.
    My owe everything to my men. They fight for me. They die for me.
  2. I tell myself it is the blood of a Snake Devil Dragon Queen and if I drink it I shall have all the characteristics of a Snake Devil Dragon Queen
    Some people wonder why I am so similar to a Snake Devil Dragon Queen and this is why.
  3. I want HERE LIES SEBASTIAN WHO DID GROSS STUFF LIKE A BAD BITCH on my grave but I have to earn it
  4. I play M.I.A.'s 'Bad Girls' at max volume