WHY MOVING BACK HOME IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER
My lease was up so I'm spending 6 weeks at home before I fly my ass to California
- •Toilet paper is like 8 plyNot this half ply garbage that my roommates were buying
- •Coffee maker with designer coffee podsI think they are designer because I cannot pronounce the names
- •A little brother to laugh at your jokesEverything I do is hilarious to him it's so validating
- •A little brother to fill you in on exactly what happened between Nicki and Miley, blow by blowCurrent events are important
- •My mother is actually descended from angelsShe travels around the house on a cloud of mist idk how I never noticed that before
- •Come home from work to FRESH ASS LASAGNA
- •Wake up in the morning to LEFTOVER LASAGNA packaged up for you to take to workMy name was written on it in bubble letters. BUBBLE LETTERS.
- •The light works in the refrigeratorWhere am I, the Taj Mahal??
- •My Dog?!!!?!!?
- •Laundry is free and it's 10 steps away from where you sleepGod is real