DO YOU HAVE ANY GUITAR PICKS?

Someone asked me after the show tonight.
  1. No, I'm so sorry. I changed my pants.
  2. Actually, that's a lame excuse. I don't keep them in my show pants either.
  3. They're on the pick holder on the mic stand.
  4. They already put the mic stand away in the truck.
  5. Well, I empty out all the picks at the end of the show and throw them in the crowd. So that part about putting the mic stand away also makes no sense.
  6. Basically, I should keep guitar picks in my regular pants. But I don't.
  7. Sorry, my bad 😐