DO YOU HAVE ANY GUITAR PICKS?
Someone asked me after the show tonight.
- •No, I'm so sorry. I changed my pants.
- •Actually, that's a lame excuse. I don't keep them in my show pants either.
- •They're on the pick holder on the mic stand.
- •They already put the mic stand away in the truck.
- •Well, I empty out all the picks at the end of the show and throw them in the crowd. So that part about putting the mic stand away also makes no sense.
- •Basically, I should keep guitar picks in my regular pants. But I don't.
- •Sorry, my bad 😐