Groceries

  1. Broccoli
  2. Cookies
  3. No Seb....
  4. Don't be a smart ass.
  5. Don't start busting balls because this app is Not For Groceries...
  6. You said you'd stop after you told that girl that the zoom on her camera was her legs...
  7. I mean, she spent more time trying to get the picture to be zoomed in than just taking a step forward.
  8. But that's fine. You do you, I do me...
  9. She also wanted a selfie though.
  10. The thing with that is that you can see right away if it's good or not.
  11. If she wants to cutoff half your head, that's her thing. But she has to know she's doing it. It's right there on the screen!!!
  12. Next time I'll just grab the phone. Find some light and get a great selfie that she'll cherish for a while.
  13. So...
  14. I also need some pasta...
  15. Yogurt.