REASONS I FEEL OLD

  1. My favourite night cap is a Canary.
  2. Can't stand going to music festivals anymore.
  3. I'm excited for 10pm to roll around because hey, bedtime.
  4. I have a night time routine.
  5. I always have the next morning in mind when I go out.
  6. I can totally talk about things that happened 20 years ago.
  7. I don't see the point of buying pants with holes in them.
  8. I don't understand snapchat
  9. I sleep with a pillow between my knees.
  10. When I go to a cool restaurant where they dim the lights, I use the candle on the table to better read the menu.
  11. I've started criticizing how young people dress.
  12. Im confused by live listing...
  13. Ok I think I got it now...
  14. If my wife and I decide to have a glass of wine with dinner, we call it a party.
  15. A general sense of feeling too tired to be cool...
  16. Im constantly dropping stuff.
  17. I stay out of the sun between 11am and 3pm.
  18. I used to browse angelfire pages to learn about video games...