REGULAR SUPER POWERS THAT WOULD BE RAD

  1. Catch only green lights while driving.
  2. Wake up fully rested.
  3. Own a washer dryer combo that doesn't eat socks.
  4. Skip the dressing room wait line at stores when you have to try on clothes. Also no item limit.
  5. Teleport from bed to shower in the morning.
  6. Poop removal.
  7. Always have a good hair day.
  8. My phone never runs out of power.