WEIRD THINGS I FOUND WHILE READING BABY BOOKS

  1. Extreme bullying.
    This tiny wolf is gonna have issues forever... The mean freakishly tall rabbit made sure of that.
  2. Drunk Santa.
    This is the moment right before Santa passes out.
  3. Guns.
    This is the third page of a picture book.
  4. Paf!
    That's the sound hitting a child makes. They have to know this stuff.
  5. Wolf soup.
    That wolf is sooooo mean! He was trying to eat 3 little pigs. But now that the pigs will eat him, everything is ok.
  6. More crazy wolves!
    Obviously, contemporary / modern dancing wolf.
  7. High AF baby.
    Done!