WHY DAY DRINKING IS BETTER THAN NIGHT DRINKING
- •Because I can make this list while my wife is at work and my baby is at daycare. While drinking...
- •Because GoodGuyChady will never say no to day drinking. Even though it's breakfast for him
- •You can hit on the waitress without feeling creepy. Because she hasn't been hit on all day yet.
- •Because when it's sunny, it's easier to pretend that this bloody caesar is just a fancy V8
- •Because you can be ready for bed by the time Fallon comes on
- •You can't do any work in the evening because you're drunk
- •Because if you get all twitchy eyed and weird looking you can still put on your shades without feeling like a douche
- •Gives you a reason to nap before your night time drink.
- •It's generally less expensive.