WHY DAY DRINKING IS BETTER THAN NIGHT DRINKING

  1. Because I can make this list while my wife is at work and my baby is at daycare. While drinking...
  2. Because GoodGuyChady will never say no to day drinking. Even though it's breakfast for him
  3. You can hit on the waitress without feeling creepy. Because she hasn't been hit on all day yet.
  4. Because when it's sunny, it's easier to pretend that this bloody caesar is just a fancy V8
  5. Because you can be ready for bed by the time Fallon comes on
  6. You can't do any work in the evening because you're drunk
  7. Because if you get all twitchy eyed and weird looking you can still put on your shades without feeling like a douche
  8. Gives you a reason to nap before your night time drink.
  9. It's generally less expensive.