NON-SAD THINGS THAT HAVE BROUGHT MY DAD TO TEARS

He's a great man of many feelings
  1. My sister telling a story about her boyfriend making her lunch.
  2. WATCHING somebody else dice onions.
  3. Hearing me over the phone say goodbye to my cat for a long weekend.
  4. A trail run of a PowerPoint presentation he put together when he officiated his best friend's wedding (including a great slide on parallel vectors).
  5. Various bar/bat mitzvahs.
  6. Watching my brother and I rip each other to shreds during a heated air hockey game.
  7. Zero movies.