MY FAVORITE EXCERPTS FROM A CONVERSATION WITH BEN STEIN...
While having dinner at the international finance summit in LA.
- •Ben: Where's your wife Jack?
- •Me: She's at home in Houston.
- •Ben: What's she doing?
- •Me: Probably in bed, watching TV.
- •Ben: Does she like me?
- •Me: She loves you.
- •Ben: Let's call her.
- •Me: Dialing number... Rings and goes to voicemail.
- •Ben: She didn't answer?
- •Me: She's probably asleep.
- •Ben: She's asleep at 8:00 PM?
- •Me: It's 10:00 PM in Houston.
- •Ben: Right Jack, are you sure we called your wife and not your mother?
- •Me & Ben
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