The work grind would be more enjoyable
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    A voicemail for outside calls and a voicemail for inner office calls
    Obviously the outside calls would be polite, inner office would be like "Seriously, just hang up and email me"
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    My Side-Eye one would be used a lot. πŸ˜’ Along with this "Did you really just say that?" winning combo πŸ˜πŸ˜‘πŸ˜
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    A swear jar!
    If I had one of those for everyone my college loans would be paid in FULL. Then again I would also have to add money and I would be broke....damnit πŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’Έ
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    More sports activities!
    Like how fun would it be to go head to head against the accounting department in dodgeball.
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    To be continued...