Thoughts I Had When I Got My Wisdom Teeth Out

I've never been put under so I had no idea what to expect....
  1. "Mom I swear I'm fine, will you please take me to get my nails fixed"
  2. "Seriously? Why won't you take me to work I'm FINE"
  3. [text to mom since she can't understand me] "French vanilla ice cream, no vanilla bean 😖"
  4. "I can't believe you won't take me to work I have so much to work on I'm going to be behind"
    This was said through a bloody mouth filled with gauze and tears streaming down my face
  5. "If you're not going to take me to work I can at least go get my nails fixed..."