THINGS I NEVER HAVE TO DO

People say these things are great and I disagree.
  1. Mile high club
    I need more space to get creative with my missionary work
  2. Go to or watch a parade
  3. New York for New Years
    Seriously how do you even pee?
  4. Read a @babystevens list. I've read them all and meh.
    Jk lol