Things My Gf Could Have Used Instead of Cheap Ass Dollar Store Trash Bags for Kitty Litter Removal
It broke on me when I was taking it out. A fucking cascade of shit and piss-soaked sand, like the world's worst 'Michael Jackson in the "Remember the Time" video' Halloween costume. Thin-ass, cheap-ass dollar store trash bag, in tatters, and me in work clothes cleaning up the awful mess. Maybe instead she should have used any of these:
- •Her purse.
- •A pillow case.
- •Grab it by the handful and make several trips.
- •Fill up the cup portion of her World's Cheapest Shopper trophy.
- •Pour it in the trunk of my sweet, sweet-ass 1998 Dodge Neon, which has a surprising amount of space back there.
- •Bake it into a cake and smuggle it into a prison dumpster.
- •Make a litter snowman and place a magician's silk hat on top, then calmly walk the litter snowman (Clumpy, they named him) to the trash and his untimely end.
- •I dunno, spend like 3 bucks on trash bags that aren't tissue paper fragile.