DOGS I WOULD ADOPT IN HOPES OF LOOKING LIKE A SMALL GENERAL IF I WERE TO PUT A SADDLE ON SAID-DOG

I think this is pretty self-explanatory. I want to look like a regal general of a small army, and this would be a list of dogs I would consider to help me lead said-army of relatively small humans.
  1. Great Pyrenees
  2. Afghan Hound
  3. Newfoundland
  4. Great Dane
  5. German Shepherd
  6. Alaskan Malamute
  7. Irish Wolfhound
  8. Bernese Mountain Dog
  9. Scottish Deerhound
  10. Leonberger
  11. Black Russian Terrier *business casual man not included, though I'm sure you could saddle him up if you really wanted to*
  12. Tibetan Mastiff
  13. Tibetan Mastiff, part 2: most photos I found looked like this. This dog may be the best for the job, goes 0-100 real fucking quickly.