4 Hilarious Lines From Demetri Martin's 'This Is a Book'

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    "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. And keep your acquaintances somewhere between your friends and your enemies in terms of closeness. With strangers, approach it on a case by case basis- but if you want a general rule of thumb, I would say keep strangers slightly less close than your enemies or your friends..."
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    Superhero Just Lying Down
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    Operator: Hello awkward and lonely in Public Hotline Debbie speaking
  4. 4.
    The whole fortune cookie essay