4 Hilarious Lines From Demetri Martin's 'This Is a Book'
- •"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. And keep your acquaintances somewhere between your friends and your enemies in terms of closeness. With strangers, approach it on a case by case basis- but if you want a general rule of thumb, I would say keep strangers slightly less close than your enemies or your friends..."
- •Superhero Just Lying Down
- •Operator: Hello awkward and lonely in Public Hotline Debbie speaking
- •The whole fortune cookie essay