1. "I gotta catch my train..."
  2. "Mmmhhmmmm." Add a heavy head nod as needed.
  3. "Yeah that's interesting...so what did you think of Michelle Obama's dress at the [insert most recent event where Michelle made an appearance here]?"
  4. "So tell me about what you said earlier about cooking with coconut oil now?"
  5. "Uh huh I hear you."
  6. "And then what did they say?"
  7. "Yep."
  8. "I don't know."
  9. "I have to go, I'm in a coffee shop."
  10. "Love you 😁"