Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. I accidentally vacuumed my sisters headphones. They broke. And then when she confronted me I couldn't stop laughing...
  2. His previous snap said, "screenshot if you think I'm a fuckboy". I missed it the first time.
  3. I told someone this rapper I met would send me his songs before he released them so I could critique them, they didn't believe me.