Things Hell could be like

  1. An infinite loop of being stuck on public transport with a colleague/distant acquaintance and having to make small talk.
  2. An infinite loop of removing someone else's wet hair from the shower drain. For eternity.
  3. An infinite loop of biting into a cookie thinking it's a chocolate chip cookie and realizing (too late) that it's raisins
  4. An infinite loop of that awkward laugh/nod you go for after not hearing what someone said for the fourth time.
  5. An infinite loop of Sunday evening blues.
  6. An infinite loop of taking someone else's seat on public transport and feeling their warmth.
  7. An infinite loop of having to say "a few words about yourself" in a meeting
  8. An infinite loop of accidentally touching wet food on the plate while washing the dishes
  9. An infinite loop of passing someone on the sidewalk and having to keep up that pace. For eternity.
  10. An infinite loop of having to explain cloud technology to your parents.
    Or indeed, anyone.
  11. An infinite loop of those few seconds where you get out of the shower and everything is freezing
  12. All of those things at once plus you're drowning!
    (Peep show reference)