3 THINGS I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND AS A GROWN WOMAN

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  1. How to walk in high heels
    Are you supposed to keep all your weight on the balls of your feet? Or the heel? How do you keep your heel from slipping out? Are the shoes supposed to be really tight so they just stay on by sheer pressure?
  2. How to eat and drink with lipstick on
    Doesn't the lipstick just smear right off when you eat and drink? Do I have to eat daintily and not have my lips touch the food or fork? What about when I wipe my mouth with a napkin after eating? Am I just not getting the right lipstick?
  3. How to not leak while you're sleeping during your period
    This always happens to me! Is there a certain position you're supposed to sleep in? Do people just wear super long pads? Do people just deal with leakage?