This was my lunch and it was dank as hell
- •One frozen bananaCan be non-frozen too, but frozen bananas taste better for some reason
- •A handful of frozen blueberriesOr any other kind of berries. Try raspberries if you like your smoothies tart
- •A few splashes of soy milkBut not that Silk brand shit. Get the soy milk from Chinese stores. They don't last as long, but they don't have weird preservatives and thickening agents, and they taste like soy milk was meant to taste: FUCKING DELICIOUS. Or, get yourself a soy milk maker and make fresh soy milk everyday because it's easy as hell and you should be a baller like me.
- •A spoonful of Greek yogurt
- •A sprinkle of sliced almondsOr any other kind of nut
- •A dried figFor sweetness
- •Blend them all together and be in heaven for a few minutesNo picture of the finished product because I drank that shit up in like two seconds