WHY I HATE JUNIOR MINTS

A tragedy
  1. I think I was a freshman in high school
  2. And there was a vending machine inside the school
  3. And I was like, "oh my god, so novel, a vending machine right inside my school"
  4. So everyday, for months and monthsj
  5. I would spend my lunch money on junior mints from the vending machine instead of buying cafeteria food
  6. Guys
  7. I ate junior mints for lunch
  8. FOR MONTHS
  9. Until of course I got really sick one day
  10. I have not touched a single junior mint since then
  11. To this day, the very sight of them makes me feel nauseous
  12. Which is sad, because they used to be my favorite candy
  13. THE END