1. Syrah
    More like sy-rather not
  2. Merlot
    More like merl-no
  3. Chardonnay
    Garbage wine
  4. Cabernet Sauvignon
    When did people start saying "cab sav"? More importantly, WHY?
  5. Pinot noir
  6. Malbec
    Bring this to the party. Actually, bring two.
  7. Sauvignon blanc
    It tastes like grass. For some reason, this pleases me.
  8. Moscato
    Grape juice
  9. Riesling
    Apple juice
  10. Gewurtztraminer
    Pear juice
  11. Tempranillo
    Cherry juice
  12. Jam Jar
    Give me ten bottles and leave me please