- •Watching Chopped contestants cook with bull testicles even though I am a vegetarian
- •Browsing in independent bookstores and recording the books I want on my Amazon wish list
- •Buying brand new lotions and shampoo even though I have not used up the old ones
- •A whole Pitfire pizza, eaten shamefully in the car parked outside the restaurant
- •Decorating the home office HELLO DEDUCTIBLE!