GUILT-INDUCING PLEASURES

  1. Watching Chopped contestants cook with bull testicles even though I am a vegetarian
  2. Browsing in independent bookstores and recording the books I want on my Amazon wish list
  3. Buying brand new lotions and shampoo even though I have not used up the old ones
  4. A whole Pitfire pizza, eaten shamefully in the car parked outside the restaurant
  5. Decorating the home office HELLO DEDUCTIBLE!